Every morning for breakfast?

Greetings:

Our pets want equal time...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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How many forum members needed to change LB

Greetings:

Q: How many posters with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it
out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But
if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS
LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND
UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE
HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did
you say.


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Greetings;

*1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.


*14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.


*7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.


*1 to move it to the Lighting section.


*2 to argue that it should be moved to the Electricals section.


*7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.


*5 to flame the spell checkers.


*3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.


*6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb." Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.


*2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."


*15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.


*19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.


*11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.


*36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.


*7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.


*4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.


*3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group, which therefore makes light bulbs relevant to this group.


*13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too."


*5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.


*4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"


*13 to say "do a Google or forum search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."


*1 to say how hurtful and offensive the whole thread is to people who, for whatever reason, have made the decision for their families NOT to use lightbulbs. Followed by a six-page slanging match to include the phrases "how dare you?" "I agree," and "entitled to my opinion," along with at least one quote from the Bible.


*1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


*4 to say "This thread is six months old!"


and

*1 mod to lock the thread.

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