saw Emmanuelle when I was 19 and De Vinci in my 40s.
These, without doubt, are the worst two movies I've seen in my life,
but De Vinci was the worst, at least in Emmanuelle there was sexual
fantasy.

At the VERY least the director could have tried to add in
his own hidden code eg some typical left wing tosh like Policeman was a metaphor for US policy in the middle east.

then it could drone on: Israel is not the real holy grail of US foreign policy
but oil, peace and freedom for arab homosexuals. But no, this half cut director, if he did have his own "secret code" it was right over my head - he couldn't even manage a boring left wing message. It sort of meandered for a couple of hours around old lumps of concrete dotted around europe and then it ended.

rant over.....

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE mr religious book writers/directors - write something a bit entertaining. Drivel I can write myself..

John fuming his head off and the USA movie industry. Close Holywood down and let the French and Indians take over!!!!

Over paid, over sexed and over there writing carp.