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Joined: Mon Dec 30, 2002 10:41 pm
Posts: 14231
Location: Joliet, Illinois
Religion: The True One
Church Affiliations: Catholic Monarchy
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An old guy, not in the best of shape.... was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
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Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
"To say that God turns away from the sinful is like saying that the sun hides from the blind." St. Anthony the Great (of the desert)
"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." — G.K. Chesterton
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