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 Post subject: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:36 pm 
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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! .

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash .

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece :
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain :
A glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel :
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada :
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF MAN

Between 16 and 70, a man is like the United States of America .
Ruled by nuts!

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 Post subject: Re: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
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 Post subject: Re: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
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The fact is girls aren't women until they're 40.

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 Post subject: Re: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
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In Old English, wyfman meant "female human," and werman meant "male human."

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 Post subject: Re: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:42 pm 
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Greetings;

...what goes around comes around...

...today's men aren't weremales....

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 Post subject: Re: Crayons not needed//geography of woman
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crossquad wrote:
Greetings;

...what goes around comes around...

...today's men aren't weremales....

by(e)carg



True, but today you can say that
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some women weremales.

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