Boy I needed this today.
--Ann

No Bailey's, but I'm enjoying my second glass of Madeira....another reason I'm glad I'm Catholic. I can remark about enjoying a indulgent imbibe without being made out to be a heathen.

Which reminds me--what do two Baptists who meet in the liquor store say to each other? Nothing.

When doesn't one need ice cream?

Ice cream? Where did that come from? We were talking hooch....

How do you keep your Baptist friend from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?

Invite another Baptist.

BAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH.

I read that as Bailey's Ice Cream. I just figured it was ice cream made with alcohol or something. I dunno, but just ignore ignore ignore...

Did you hear about the results of the last Ecumenical Conference? Catholics can eat meat on Friday, Jews can eat pork, and Baptists can drink in front of each other.

This one is very similar, but here you go:

There are three laws of religion: Christians recognize Jesus Christ as Son of God and Messiah, Jews do not, and Baptists do not recognize each other in the bar on Friday night.

Or was it Saturday night?

Bailey's poured over ice cream is also quite tasty.

Six men are shipwrecked on a deserted isle. The two Jews form the Temple B'nai Hillel, the two Catholics form the Church of the Sacred Heart, and the two Baptists go to the far end and form the First and Second Baptist Churches.