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 Post subject: Public Pools & Water Parks are Toilets
PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:34 pm 
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Beware, the water is nasty, 1 out of 5 pee freely...


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:39 pm 
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You will NEVER catch me at one of those water parks or public pools. Nope.

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i got kicked out of my local public pool for peeing in the water. i probably coulda got away with it if i didn't do it off the top of the high dive.

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PS: Fish and such do their business in lakes, oceans, rivers, streams, etc. So I guess we go swimming nowhere?

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PS: Fish and such do their business in lakes, oceans, rivers, streams, etc. So I guess we go swimming nowhere?



Fish pee in water that is FREE to swim in does not creep me out like scary sweaty gross guy pee in water that they charge me money to swim in.

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...was Pee Wee Herman born,or conceived in a pool...???

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I conducted a study where only one in five didn't pee in the pool. They've got it backwards.

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i got kicked out of my local public pool for peeing in the water. i probably coulda got away with it if i didn't do it off the top of the high dive.

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I wonder how many go #2 in the pool/ocean? :scratch:

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I wonder how many go #2 in the pool/ocean? :scratch:

Not many go #2 in the pool as it is too easy to get caught. Now in creeks and such I'd say about 1 in 10. I've always been a creekside pooper, not an in the water pooper.

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I wonder how many go #2 in the pool/ocean? :scratch:


Having bumped into floating surprises in the lake (and if that was from a fish, well, the loch ness monster is in Lake Catherine)... more than I care to think about.

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Yet another thread I wish I had never opened... :nooo:

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Chris G wrote:
Yet another thread I wish I had never opened... :nooo:


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kage_ar wrote:
sparky wrote:
PS: Fish and such do their business in lakes, oceans, rivers, streams, etc. So I guess we go swimming nowhere?

Fish pee in water that is FREE to swim in does not creep me out like scary sweaty gross guy pee in water that they charge me money to swim in.
If you refer to your husband that way, I wouldn't blame him if here were to refuse to go swimming with you!


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Urine is sterile in healthy people.



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